Talking with Father

Text conversation with my father after he butchered a French phrase:

Me: “Your grasp of foreign languages is like a toothpick house: pretty recognizable but not all that solid”

Dad: “Or like a toothpick house: useful but not in the way intended”

Me: “Unintentionally painful to the recipient yet painstakingly and innocently constructed”

Dad: “Pointy and pointless all at once?”

Me: “Both entertaining and entertainingly frustrating”

Dad: “My command of languages is like a toothpick house: dental floss would probably just be better”

Me: “This extended metaphor is like dental floss: probably useful for something but no one can remember at this point”

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zo3lloyd:

ijustloveyoutubers:

helbig-hart-attack:

holy-trinity-batman:

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i like how she just snatches it out of his hand

I thought it was very motherly

I thought the exact thing! She’s too cute!!

When I put myself in my crush’s line of vision so he’ll see me

whatshouldwecallme:

What I think I look like:

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What I actually look like:

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madsabroo:

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madsabroo:

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"If you have a garden and a library you have everything you need." -Marcus Tellius Cicero

all that I need
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"If you have a garden and a library you have everything you need." -Marcus Tellius Cicero

all that I need

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My heart just sank/swelled a little at the beauty of these.
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My heart just sank/swelled a little at the beauty of these.

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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One month late but YES

pleatedjeans:

via

Melty and Lumpy, the boneless cat wonders
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pleatedjeans:

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Melty and Lumpy, the boneless cat wonders

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smartgirlsattheparty:

womenrockscience:

Stunning images of graduates from the Women’s Medical College of Pennsylvania (now Drexel University). The University was founded in 1850 and is one of the first institutions in the world to train women in medicine and offer them an M.D degree.

[Right click and open in new tab to view larger versions]

Thanks to Drexel University for maintaining the archives:http://archives.drexelmed.edu/

Smart Girl Doctors!

Are any of you Smarties in medical school? Want to attend medical school? Already finished with medical school?

:)

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thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: lovelylops]

Bunny balloon adventures!

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